Blitzen’s Brew - Holiday Blend

A merry mash-up from Brazil, Peru, and India — brewed for maximum holiday survival.

This festive blend is what happens when three countries get together and say, “Let’s help these poor people survive December.” Sourced from the farms of Brazil, Peru, and India, this holiday roast delivers warm, cozy flavors with a personality big enough to drown out your in-laws.

Smooth, rich, and joyfully bold, this blend is basically a Christmas carol in a coffee cup — except it won’t get stuck in your head or make you want to throw a wreath at someone. Perfect for early-morning gift wrapping, last-minute shopping panic, or pretending you’re totally fine while hanging lights in 32° weather.

Tasting Experience:

🎁 Comforting warmth
🍫 Sweet cocoa & holiday richness
🌲 Just enough pep to make you believe you can build that IKEA present at 11 p.m.

Perfect For:

• Contractors forced into “holiday handyman” duty

• Anyone hiding from relatives in the garage

• People who need caffeine to keep the fake tree from winning the fight again

Whether you brew it for Christmas morning or just need help enduring the holiday chaos, this blend brings cheer, caffeine, and just enough magic to get you through the season without flipping a snowman.

Festive. Fun. Highly caffeinated.
Everything the holidays should be.